BS5000
Apr 23, 2023

Sure, fuck off the instructions on the bottle. Melanie from dickhole town, Missouri knows best.
Love it! Missouri is a dickhole town for sure.

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Hahaha! I wouldn't know, never been to Missouri. I don't know the name of any towns there and instead of google mapping that shit, it seemed like a better idea to just say dickhole. Obviously.